Crank that Soulja Boy

Masturbate.

John: Help me!

Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!

by Mileyjonesthepizzafan July 10, 2022

Crank Session

The act of entering the "flow" state with a high-value deliverable in mind (sometimes while micro-dosing) for 6 to 9 hours

We built an end-to-end application during that 9 hour crank session

by ChrisCruz July 17, 2022

Crank my cudgel

Act of masturbation.

Unless I can crank my cudgel before we leave, I'll be in a bad mood all day.

by Usmafia86 July 27, 2022

crank it and spank it

When used in business: wrap it up and get on with the task.

Note: if you have an HR department you should not use this phrase in business.

“Okay team, let’s crank it and spank it!”

by Shh shh shh August 1, 2022

Space crank

When two guys self masturbate while seated in a back to back position. This practice stems from the astronaut practice of masturbating back to back to avoid being shot backwards after climax in zero-gravity space

Lieutenant McRae was hoping Commander Bolton would join him in a space crank so the two could safely jack off aboard the ISS without fear of flying backwards into the control panels.

by Lord of Nations August 8, 2022

Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022

Anne Crank

Anne Crank, an “angry cry wank”

Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.

Example 1: I am hiding in the attic, the nazis are banging at the door, I am angry, upset and masturbating vigorously. I’m having an Anne Crank.

Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!

Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.

by JittyMan November 1, 2022