Definitions by Jay-Rome

Porch Dyke 

A lesbian with absolutely no social life. Which is why she is a lesbian in the first place. She stays home i.e. the "porch" and dyke's herself out to whoever comes over.

Rachel: "Hey where's Dani?"
Megan: "What? You know that porch dyke doesn't hang out with us anymore."
Rachel: "Oh yeah."

Porch Dyke by Jay-Rome October 25, 2006

Canker Beast 

a fellatious woman. an term meant to be used behind someone's back

Damn! Lexie's a total Canker Beast. I can see the VD falling out of her mouth

Canker Beast by Jay-Rome April 25, 2006