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Chuck Mangione 

A close relative to the Rusty Trombone, the Chuck Mangione requires one partner to buzz into the ass of their lover whilst humming the melody to Feel So Good (the 1977 smooth jazz sensation).
After the Opera, Chad gave me the 9:42 album version of a Chuck Mangione.

God, I hope they cum before the guitar solo, I'm getting dizzy.
Chuck Mangione by molj August 18, 2010
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Spear Chucking Jungle Child 

A derogatory yet sometimes comical way of referring someone of African Descent. Used when referencing a particularlly wild or savage act.
I was in line for my groceries and that fucking spear chucking jungle child was taking his sweet time.

fat chicks

What the typical American male (usually none too slim himself) doesn't want to hook up with, usually because he thinks that it will hurt his "image."
"Is there anything sadder than 'No Fat Chicks' stretched across a beer gut?"
fat chicks by Meow! May 8, 2005

Witty Chuck

A drink made with brandy and ginger ale. Tastes very good and makes you very witty.
That Witty Chuck made me whip out zingers all night!
Witty Chuck by Peter McDeath December 14, 2004

chicks with dicks

office drones who at one time may have been men,but now think and act like women. these girls use all the office tricks of real women, fake friendliness, fake niceness,back stabbing,gossip,and rumor. good luck to a regular guy who steps on one of these bitches toes. instead of confronting the offender they smile while waiting for a chance to stick in a knife often the offender dosen't even know that he did something wrong. a chicks main weapons are rumor and gossip, she will say that someone did something implying that the someone is her target, but never really naming him. her target is in a can't win situation if he ignores the rumor then it's true,if he conforts the chick she denies it and the target is now a bully, and a brute. the only real hope the target has is someone higher up than the chick for his own reasons tells the chick to shut up or get bitch slapped.the chick will then denie any knowledge of the affair and knowing that she's being watched leave her victum alone for now.
i saw a bunch of chicks with dicks going to lunch at the center looked like a girls night out. jon was ok until i told him we couldn't do it his way i thought he would scratch my eyes out. bob was let go, too bad he was the only one who wasn't a chick with a dick. i turned down the job too many chicks with dicks in that place.
chicks with dicks by benthere March 3, 2008

Chuck Berry 

The !FUCKING! grandfather of Rock n Roll!

He's guitarist, influence by millions! lot of great bands influenced him, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Aerosmith, The Rolling stones. He's famous for his song "Johnny. B Goode", yah you could say that's nothing, but many people bought that single and loved it, and it got him famous and well known.

Suprisingly he's still alive, 82 years old, so I wish to meet him someday before he leaves us.

You want my oponion? If chuck berry didn't got up and play that guitar, rock n roll would never sound like what it sould be and real good music would not excist!
Beatles member John Lennon once said
"If you can give Rock n Roll another name, it would have to be "Chuck Berry"

frankly that's all I kept saying.
Chuck Berry by Alan Massacre April 14, 2009

chicks with dicks

See the movie "Clerks" by director Kevin Smith to hear this phrase in a good context.
It's hermaphroditic porn! It's "Chicks with Dicks 47".
chicks with dicks by AbnormalBoy September 1, 2004