Oil Change

the act of getting screwed in the ass.

"Dude, I got my oil changed last night."

by StalkerMunkie November 9, 2007

dump and change

A word used when you wanna get the fuck outta some place that stinks like horseshit or the place is a complete sausage fest. Usually used when the boys are at the bar and the only available chicks are a jofas. The word relates to the hockey term dump and change when you dump the puck in and change up the lines.

Yo broskis, there are no broads up in here, lets dump and change before we all become gaylords.

This party sucks dick, lets dump and change boys.

by Bjaeger18 January 5, 2011

change money

instead of bills its coins

nigga 1: yo, you got any cashmoney on you

nigga 2: no, i only got a few quarters, change money!

by cashmoneydon December 14, 2008

change rape

Repaying a debt using the dregs of your wallet.

Simon: Hey. Have you got the money you owe me?
Josh: Sure do.
*empties shrapnel from wallet onto table*
Simon: Aww. Change raped.

by Snorfalorpagus February 1, 2009

sex change portals

In the mmorpg Shaiya, when someone goes through a portal and it glitches and changes your gender.

OMG DUDE I teleported to map3 and now my characters a girl! damn sex change portals, what will I tell my dad?

by Kyo Shinda March 11, 2010

dirty change purse

The act of inserting one's testicles into a woman's anus, pulling them out, then inserting them into her mouth. The testicles resemble a dirty change purse or coin purse.

The other night I asked my girl if we could do the dirty change purse, and she said yes!

by Vinny Two Time July 25, 2010

if anything changes I'll let you know

something you say after a lame excuse to cancel plans with friends, usually for a better offer, without any real intention of considering original plan

a guy you've been dying to go out with asks you to dinner Friday night:

Sorry Rachel - I won't be able to make it to your sister's middle school graduation Friday night - will need to work late that day but if anything changes I'll let you know.

by smores21 July 19, 2012