Condom pocket

The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.

Where you putting your drugs, man?

Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?

Duh?

by Shuaman April 27, 2019

Condom

Something your parents didn't use

Your here because your parents forgot the condom

by Loading...12% September 10, 2019

Condoms

The substance that your father didn't use, which created you.

Your mother: HARDER HARDER.
Your father: Wait i forgot to use condoms.

by Eyad, the weird kid December 8, 2019

candoline

Candoline (pronounced CAN-DOE-LINE) is the name of a woman I've never met, and I assume no one else has met either, because I'm not too sure it's a real name or person. For the sake of the story I'm writing, I feel it necessary to speak Candoline's name into existence. Thank you and good day.

Candoline walked into the grocery store, not knowing what to expect.

by crstephe January 29, 2021

Condom

The original "Son" block

Ah shit, the condom just broke.

by anonymous September 23, 2021

candost

Very rare turkish boy name. It means friendly in turkish. They are really clever and also creative. They like communicate with others. They look handsome and sexy. You can feel very comfortable near them. They can become most valuable thing in your life. You will be very grateful to know them. And if you have one of them you will probably feel like you are the luckiest one in the all world.

Do you know him ?

-Yes he is Candost. My one and true love.

by His mystery November 20, 2021

Condom crusader

where someone steals all of the extra large condoms from the store.

Yo, did you hear? The condom crusader stole every condom in the store.

by Brookalyn<33 January 27, 2022