Vehicular Cancer

fatal cancer of the lower region of one's body. Usually relating to the prostate or colon. Often causes an inflamed Vehiculous.

Steve- "Did you hear that Thomas has vehicular cancer?"
Michael- "Shoot. that guys gunna die."

by Ismaelian October 25, 2008

Stage 10 Cancer

Receding hairline, has received 10 Make-A-Wishes, makes autistic noises and has infectious Cancer.

Moe has Stage 10 Cancer.

by Kysstudent May 21, 2023

Texticular Cancer

Pain or soreness in the thumbs from incessant text messaging, and general cell phone key use.

Her swollen thumbs indicated that she was suffering from a serious bout with texticular cancer.

by Ariesthirtyone May 7, 2009

Cancer Man

Worst type of men ever, even tho there’s no good type of men. Will be talking to 100 other girls. These men will not make u feel special. That’s all thank you.

Person 1: yo who’s that ugly ass musty ass looking ass white ass who looks like he doesn’t wash his ass guy over there

Person 2: he’s definitely a cancer man

by idkwhattoputhere March 21, 2021

terminal brain cancer

Hypixel

Bro, hypixel is the definition of terminal brain cancer

by b1g t1ts November 13, 2017

Good Guy Cancer

Is When A Male always being pushed around and getting advantaged of by females that are “Just a friend.” To them. It is a illness that will be contagious for weeks, Months, Maybe years. Good guy cancer is also a guy who is just Good, Kind, caring and understanding. Good Guy Cancer Can be only get rid of if you can A. Explode your anger out of the person that fucks you over. B. Change your ways And C. Pass it on to the next person.

Peter: Dude, Shes so fucking beautiful man.. I’ll give her my whole world and everything. I love her..
Andre: Uh, My nigga you got good guy cancer, Joanna is a thot.

by Yaboyc February 25, 2018

Terminal Majora Cancer

The lack of human reflexes, knowledge and general motor skills are some of the symptoms a victim would experience in the later stages of this disease. it is quite common for a victim to become psychotic, driven mad by the pure stupidity that lingers in their brain.

"dude that's sad, the Terminal Majora Cancer hit him hard man"

by joffry September 27, 2017