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Texticular Cancer 

A sickness where people constantly text message each other throughout the day. Also can describe someone who wont stop texting and is on the phone texting ALL DAY. Can possibly lead to carpal tunnel.
I think Mandy might have texticular cancer because she is texting Sarah and shes only 3 feet away.

If you keep texting your gf 100 times a day you will get texticular cancer.
Texticular Cancer by Sean Mullett February 11, 2007

Texticular Fortitude 

Noun. The sudden boost in confidence one receives when communicating by means of text. Often visible when communicating through instant messaging or texting, when someone says something you know they would never have the confidence to say in person.
Timid Asian Boy: I hate you! You're a slut! I never want to see you again!

Burly Russian Girl: Say that to my face, Dickslam!

Notice the sudden surge of confidence in the Timid Asian Boy. He would never speak so angrily towards the Burly Russian Girl in person. He is experiencing Texticular Fortitude.
Texticular Fortitude by JuhCoby25 December 9, 2008

texticular message

a message by text

a text message basically but texticular sounds funnier.
Nicole: Have you invited Wilbur yet?
John: No. I am giving him a texticular message presently.

texticular pause 

A sudden pause in an in-person conversation or intercourse, caused by the need to respond to a text.
Evan- "Hey Dillon how was your date with Sarah last night?"
Dillon- "Oh it was great we went out dancing, then I took her home and..."
Evan- "And what?... hello?"
Dillon- *texting... texting... texting*
Evan- "wtf now is not the time for a texticular pause"
texticular pause by salamiprototype December 8, 2009

texticular homicide 

murder or manslaughter perpetrated by a driver who was texting while driving a vehicle
Hrmm... phone in hand, reports of swerving in and out of the oncoming late, and a dead person in the other car... yep, looks like a clear cut case of texticular homicide! Put the phone down mam' and get out of the car. I SAID PUT THE PHONE DOWN! NOW!!! ...YES GOD DAMMIT...NOW!

Texticular Cancer 

A term used to describe a person who texts an excessively.
Shaniquah: Hey Tyrone, hang on a sec I need to text my girlfriend.

Tyrone: Gurl, u got Texticular Cancer.
Texticular Cancer by Big Burnzy March 2, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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