texticular 

When your balls do the typing

I sent Shondre a real texticular message last night and she's coming to break me off.

texticular by Bigmoose142 June 24, 2016

Texticular Cancer 

A sickness where people constantly text message each other throughout the day. Also can describe someone who wont stop texting and is on the phone texting ALL DAY. Can possibly lead to carpal tunnel.

I think Mandy might have texticular cancer because she is texting Sarah and shes only 3 feet away.

If you keep texting your gf 100 times a day you will get texticular cancer.

Texticular Cancer by Sean Mullett February 11, 2007

Texticular Fortitude 

Noun. The sudden boost in confidence one receives when communicating by means of text. Often visible when communicating through instant messaging or texting, when someone says something you know they would never have the confidence to say in person.

Timid Asian Boy: I hate you! You're a slut! I never want to see you again!

Burly Russian Girl: Say that to my face, Dickslam!

Notice the sudden surge of confidence in the Timid Asian Boy. He would never speak so angrily towards the Burly Russian Girl in person. He is experiencing Texticular Fortitude.

Texticular Fortitude by JuhCoby25 December 9, 2008

texticular message

a message by text

a text message basically but texticular sounds funnier.

Nicole: Have you invited Wilbur yet?
John: No. I am giving him a texticular message presently.

texticular message by nicoleeeuuhh April 6, 2008

texticular pause 

A sudden pause in an in-person conversation or intercourse, caused by the need to respond to a text.

Evan- "Hey Dillon how was your date with Sarah last night?"
Dillon- "Oh it was great we went out dancing, then I took her home and..."
Evan- "And what?... hello?"
Dillon- *texting... texting... texting*
Evan- "wtf now is not the time for a texticular pause"

texticular pause by salamiprototype December 8, 2009

texticular homicide 

murder or manslaughter perpetrated by a driver who was texting while driving a vehicle

Hrmm... phone in hand, reports of swerving in and out of the oncoming late, and a dead person in the other car... yep, looks like a clear cut case of texticular homicide! Put the phone down mam' and get out of the car. I SAID PUT THE PHONE DOWN! NOW!!! ...YES GOD DAMMIT...NOW!

texticular homicide by Mystery Meat 4U October 27, 2010

Texticular Cancer 

A term used to describe a person who texts an excessively.

Shaniquah: Hey Tyrone, hang on a sec I need to text my girlfriend.

Tyrone: Gurl, u got Texticular Cancer.

Texticular Cancer by Big Burnzy March 2, 2010