Ariesthirtyone's definitions

Deathnag

A withering blast of white-hot hassle from a spouses mouth which simultaneously destroys any ideas, plans, plots one might have, long term or otherwise. May also include vague or spot-on references to past indiscretions.

Upon hearing of Travis' intent to host a Guy's Night in Vegas, his girlfriend unleashed a Deathnag, thereby putting to death any and all travel plans for the next 3 months.

by Ariesthirtyone May 7, 2009

Texticular Cancer

Pain or soreness in the thumbs from incessant text messaging, and general cell phone key use.

Her swollen thumbs indicated that she was suffering from a serious bout with texticular cancer.

by Ariesthirtyone May 7, 2009