Two Man Conga-Line

An allegory for gay sex between males.

Hey, I hear you guys were doing the two man conga-line after New Year’s

by toomanyducks June 19, 2019

Devil's congo

Sex

I did the devil's congo with cute girl the other day

by Whispers of insanity February 9, 2022

rutgers model congress

1)gay
2)where some are forced, others choose to attend a weekend confrence of excessive homsexual activity

kid A: Hey bro, you doin' 4/20 upright this year?
kid B: Nah dude, I got rutgers model congress, blazing is the devil over there

by hovainsane123 December 25, 2008

congealed

adj. See "hideous gorgon splurge."

"George Bush's brains have <I>congealed</I>."

by Herschel Fleischmann April 30, 2004

congratumiserations

What you say when someone gets a mixed blessing.

"Dude! I actually contracted dysentery!

"Man! Congratumiserations!"

by Chris O'Facebook November 9, 2007

congressive

One who is/one who has a tendency to, waste time and energy. A congressive person is usually unproductive or when being congressive, are in a general lackadaisical denial of more important stuff they have to do.

If your mate was trying to fix something and got hung up on stuff that doesn't really matter in terms of getting the end desired result, you might say "Come on man! Can you just stop being so congressive man!" or "You're being so congressive! stop doing that and focus on the more important things you gotta do!".

Or.... On a friday evening after having done green tings with your homes and you're all afterburnt and your homie steps in a brother's place of dwelling and be you'd say "aww hell no man, I've been doing nothin for 2 hours man!" to which he'd reply, "maaan, you so congressive, you trippin".

by ltetolcl October 10, 2013

Congo Penis

Having a massive penis, like those from the republic of Congo.

Megan says, “Wow Steven has a Congo Penis, he couldn’t even fit it in”

by TheKeeng June 9, 2018