beats me

a slang word for "i don't know" or "i have no idea"

Person 1: Are you gay?

Person 2: Beats me!

by Kizzyfrfr April 13, 2023

Batschbert

Someone that, despite being constantly supported by his friends, in life and finances, still manages to constantly be broke and of poor judgement.

A: "I heard XXX is broke again, if he only wouldn't have spent all that money he was supposed to pay me back."

B: "I advised him so, too."

Both: "He is just a Batschbert"

by Butz_Bauer April 17, 2023

Batson transaction

A transaction made with Nate batson.

I made a batson transaction inside the corner tavern.

by anonymous May 28, 2023

batsteg

When you're doing too much

Stop snitching on all the neighbors! You're batstegging!

by UrbanDic Pseudonym July 11, 2024

Batshit Maggot Fucker

A crazy person who fucks dead people

“ that sick bastard is a Batshit Maggot Fucker”

by Other worldy insults July 31, 2024

Batshit

A guy who is mentally insane but you continue to hangout with because you like the thrill of not knowing what might happen next

“That guy is batshit but I love him”

by Joemamaismybae October 22, 2023

Bats in the Belfry

Lyric from Viva Discordia by That Handsome Devil.
Better than whatever that guys who’s name starts with a B song was.
Means crazy

Guy “Bats in the Belfry (Woo-ha!)”

by Crona.png January 4, 2024