A short ass tiny dude who is trash at basketball and cricket, though he lask skills he is so hot fire emoji.
by ronaldo jr. October 21, 2022
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by Jd87 March 18, 2021
Get the Punch the Astronaut mug.It's a form of asking another person if they want to cuddle with you in a couch like really close and holding hands. You know everything could happen.
by NereaCassian February 11, 2023
Get the Hop on astroneer mug.The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.
"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."
by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018
Get the The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler mug.Completely underrated. Astro turf should be used to pave driveways and should replace sidewalks, as well as everyones lawn. It should be used for clothes and curtains. Everything should be covered in it.
by I Heart Astro Turf January 19, 2006
Get the astro turf mug.When a man sticks a condom over his head, and into a woman's vagina when on her period and then pulls it out and blows, inflating the condom, now covered with blood.
by Austaul Hattavitch September 23, 2005
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