I love Albert

An I love Albert is someone that is completely in love with someone. You cant think of anything els but this person, you love spending time with them and hate everysecond without them but you and that person dont get together, you act like you are a couple and do everything couples would do but dont call your self their boy/girlfriend.

(hookup) (sex) (love) (chill) (I love albert)

by fickyeah March 16, 2012

prince albert

after doing a woman/man in the arse, you pull out your penis and rub it underneath their nose, leaving a mustache made of shit

gay man1:'pull it, out it hurts now'
gay man2:'ok, can i prince albert you?'
gay man1:'um.... ok then!!!'

by codename : mnimd December 14, 2008

Heebus Jebus, Fat-a Albert-a!

Remember Mushmouth on "Fat Albert & The Gang"? Verily, verily, I say unto thee: Jebus is the preferred deity of Mushmouth.

Hey-buh, hey-buh, Fat-a Albert-a -- I just-a found-a Jebus in-a da trash-buh-can!

by Matt December 23, 2003

Albemo

A very pale Albino member of society, that is also very emotional. Therefore linking the words Albino & Emo.

Normal person: "Hey milky-bar kid!"
Albemo: "Fuck off vanilla face."
(Albemo cries)

by Anonomouse November 27, 2006

Albert

A fucking idiot who doesn’t know how to behave in public.
Spastic kid who can’t stop running and jumping trying to act cool. Russian word to describe his behavior is “Durachok”, which albertiruet 24/7.

“Hey look and that spastic kid”
Oh I think that’s Albert

by nigga boiiiii April 20, 2019

Albert Lin

A gay fat kid who goes to Chinese school. He has only 2 gay friends that sit with him.

Albert Lin can suck my dick!

by Jacobc08.19 May 27, 2018

Albedoss

WORST tiktoker on tiktok instead follow kaeyasboobfart.. albedoss has a SECRET crush on childe and only slanders him to keep it a secret.. ☹️☹️🙄

albedoss SUCKS and posts rly bad content..

by kaeyasboobfart July 29, 2021