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Albe is that type of guy who always trains in gyms, he is a big and strong man who plays piano everywhere he goes. His name may be very rare but wait until he gets older. People will name their kids to Albe because he will become a big boy.
Albe by RushFanhippie123 January 20, 2022
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Men kisser. Will explode your house with a pipe bomb disgused as a star.

If you see an Albe, explode him with the power of your mind. Otherwise he'll find a way to steal your wallet and run away at the speed of light.
Person 1: Dude what is Albe doing on the roof again?
Person 2: Here, give it a second.
Albe: HOMOPHOBIC SLUR!!!
Person 2: Yeah there it is.
Albe by MortemTran April 3, 2023
Albè is a word used in a part of the city of Legnano (italy) known as Bernocchi.

The word is a reference from a god like creature with the ability being useless, he have many names and the legend says that he did infinite jobs
Other creatures are the other god Giovanni and the monster know as Mummia
"Albèèèèèèèè " used while walking
Or as a generic answer
"Who did this?"
"Albè"
Albè by Rjmama August 6, 2018
Italian word used for thousands of situations where the answer isn't needed

It comes from the name of an infamous man Roberto José Miguel Alfonso Mendez Albè

He is a magician, a fisherman, an hacker, an hypnotist, a dark lord of magic, a world famous scientist, a Detective and in the free time a professor

What are his origins are still unknown and various complottist theories tells that he is immortal and the head of a secret society planning to rule the world with only a bold hero who will stop him
ALBÈ!!
(heard commonly in Legnano and rarely in Budapest)

A: What are we doing?

B: ALBÈ!

A:DID YOU STUDIED TODAY FRIEND?
B:ALBÈ!
ALBÈ by Rjmama May 6, 2020
He has n smile that will erect any girl. Albé is the horniest guy in his group and loves younger women. Most people envy this greek god of an man but this doesn’t phase him a bit. Most fascinating of all is that Albé’s are known for their length and girth.
Girl,”Wow that is huge”
Albé,” I know”
Albé by Albé November 22, 2021
He has a smile that will erect any girl. Albé’s are known for their sheer strength and leadership. Albé’s are the craziest guys in their friendgroup and loves younger females. Albé’s are known for their horny lifestyle but only chooses the hottest girls. All of their friends envy their popularity. The most fascinating fact about Albé’s are that their length and girth outweigh every male on earth.
Hot female,”wow that’s big”
Albé’s,” I know”
Albé by Albé November 22, 2021
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