diddly squat

Literally means "chicken shit".

Those shiny cars won't mean diddly squat when you die.

by The JDawg May 29, 2007

squat mattress

A girl who will fuck for a place to sleep that night.

"She's a dirty squat mattress."

by Rasputin August 24, 2003

Squatch

A large bearded man, resembling a Sasquatch, native to northern California. Their mouths are notorious for being reminiscent of Greek vaginas.

I'd like to fuck that Squatch in the mouth.

by Quangola May 2, 2006

squamatic

To have scales, or to be scaly in appearance: either when seen with the naked eye, or under a microscope.

Lichen is sometimes described as scaly, hence the name squamatic acid: a type of acid found in lichens.

Trump is a squamatic creature.

Some eggshells have a layer known as the squamatic layer, which appears scaly under a microscope.

by Bloopy November 13, 2017

barn squat

an abandoned barn that mostly bums live in or kids go to to smoke weed

Ted:"Yo zach, wanna go chill in the barn squat?"
Zach: "ya d00d i love squating, im proabbly gunna live sumwhere like that when im older."
Blair: "fuck that, lets just smoke in my room..."

by tedmetsfins42 January 21, 2009

Forum Squatter

Social Networking Websites: People who dedicate a lot of their time in forums to where they're disconnected from the daily functions of 3D chatting. Also one who spends a lot of time in forums.

Forum Squatters don't understand that this chat client sucks.

by GQManOfTheYear July 23, 2009

crotch-squatch

when you kneel over a female/male (whatever floats you boat) and sqaush your pussy on their face. crotch meaning vagina sqautch cross between sqaush and crouch.

omg i gave samantha a crotch-squatch and made her eat me.

by sirspanks-n-wanks October 1, 2009