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squatters 

A word used when calling a place on something. Like saving a seat on a comfortable couch.
When I was about to leave the couch I called squatters on my seat so no one would take it
squatters by Forensicator May 2, 2006

squatters 

bastards who steal domain names then procede to ransom them for ungodly amounts of money.
A cyber-squatter registered my domain name before I could. That bastard!
squatters by mEtHOs April 14, 2003

squatters 

A word used to claim one's seat when they are getting up- the person yells "Squatters!" and later says they "called squatters". This reserves the seat for them until they get back. It is also possible to call permanent squatters if you are the first person ever to sit on a brand new couch or chair.
Hey, get out of my spot! I called Squatters!
squatters by JennyGee January 13, 2006

squatters 

The act of defecating on an object or at a location in order to symbolize displeasure or defiance.
I copped a "squatter" on your moms car because she wouldn't swallow the other night!

Squatters knob 

You can be infected with Squatters Knob through contact with shady or moist people from places such as Ipswich or Narara. The cause of Squatters Knob is an enigma to the medical community due to its rapid spreading nature a no known cure.
Jamie was lurking in the shadows of the Ipswich tavern smoking area, when suddenly Friendy's mother cornered him with pulsating intention and infected him with Squatters Knob.

squatters garden 

A paricularily unkempt ladies tuppence.

First coined by Bunji in the summer of '03. Ahhh, happy days
Jesus man, course i didnt go down on her! She had a mutty clunge like a squatters garden! I didnt want to get a Darren Smith!!
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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