heavyweight

A type of weed that makes you feel really damn heavy.

Ted- "yo blair, is it just me or do u feel really damn heavy all of a sudden?"
Blair- (laying on the floor) "are you kidding me!!! im getting pressed against the f*kin floor im so damn heavy."
Ted-"lmfao, they shuld call this shit heavyweight!!"

by tedmetsfins42 December 22, 2008

barn squat

an abandoned barn that mostly bums live in or kids go to to smoke weed

Ted:"Yo zach, wanna go chill in the barn squat?"
Zach: "ya d00d i love squating, im proabbly gunna live sumwhere like that when im older."
Blair: "fuck that, lets just smoke in my room..."

by tedmetsfins42 January 21, 2009

diepod

A giant ipod that assistant suicide managers use to kill people.

"Hey ted, remember that simpon's epidsode when Grandpa wanted to kill himself so that dude hooked him up to the diepod?"

"Yea yo!!! that shit was off the hook.."

by tedmetsfins42 December 22, 2008