SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight. A collective and derogatory term for males (not men) who believe in "patriarchy" have T-shirts that say "This is what a feminist looks like", are the emotional tampon and ultimate friend-zone bench-warmer for any girl who rates over a 5 in attractiveness. These males will always come to the rescue of a physically attractive female regardless of how bad her behaviour is toward other people or him. The SSW thinks he can attract women by being "vulnerable, emotional, and kind". The SSW is the complete opposite of an Alpha male and is secretly detested by every woman.

SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Damn dude, this forum is filled with SSW's who think they can get laid by defending every chick who is cheating on her boyfriend. Fucking pathetic.

by VomitComit May 20, 2020

Simp

Someone that puts sex before anything else

Bro 1: Yo you want to see my girlfriends nudes instead of playing video games? I even managed to get a partnership with iDubbbz
Bro 2: Wtf bro are you a simp or some shit?
Me: HOLY SHIT BANISH THIS SIMP FROM OUR TRIBE!1!1!!1!

by MazdasAreTheBest April 29, 2020

Simp

A boy named Charles or Charlie that chooses to call his girlfriend instead of gaming with the boys.

"Charles decided to hang out with girlfriend instead of gaming with the boys on Wednesday afternoon, he's such a simp"

by the transexual March 24, 2020

Almond cookie simp

best people in the world! people that simp for a cookie run kingdom character known as "almond cookie"!!!

"im an almond cookie simp!"

"cool! me too!"

by muffinq October 11, 2021

Simpers

A family name given to a man with a heart of gold. This name is used as the last name for someone who's a handyman, who loves the rush of a challenge, and who loves being with others. You might find Mr. Simpers constructing a squat rack out of nothing but wood, piecing together a potato cannon, or building a dog shed. Simpers will also partake in a large assortment of drinking; they have a tendency to enjoy fine whiskeys. He will enjoy the water; whether gazing over it, fishing while the sun rises, or rowing with his friends. Although extremely intelligent, Simpers will reject the idea of a "normalized education", advocating instead for a trade school or military service. He will be your best friend for life, and will always be there for you.

"You should always remind a Simpers to not release gas while cuddling with a date"

by Erginator6969 May 11, 2020

sampey

when you want a guy so much even though youve never met him, or heard of him

Girl 1:have you met that sampey yet?
Girl 2:isnt he that loser that works at the drum shop?

by holly r August 26, 2006

Simp

A boy who searches for a certain female’s validation by giving her too much attention and love; in order to get puss. Commonly associated with the name Xavier.

Xavier: Sorry boys, I have to go drop off some White Claws at Chloe’s.
Boys: Bro stop being a Simp! You guys broke up a while ago.

by BoomBapBing June 18, 2020