Definitions by MazdasAreTheBest

Lachy 

6"5 Huge Cock massive Muscles Never skips leg day Cunt Destroyer Anal Ahnilator Will steal your Girl and Sisters.

I am the only Lachy here All alone

Lachy by MazdasAreTheBest October 18, 2020

Simp 

Someone that puts sex before anything else

Bro 1: Yo you want to see my girlfriends nudes instead of playing video games? I even managed to get a partnership with iDubbbz
Bro 2: Wtf bro are you a simp or some shit?
Me: HOLY SHIT BANISH THIS SIMP FROM OUR TRIBE!1!1!!1!

Simp by MazdasAreTheBest April 29, 2020

Mitchell 

A cookie thief - typically steals Hershey's Cookies 'n' Cream Chocolate

FBI: OPEN UP WE GOT A MITCHELL IN OUR MIDST!
Karen: HOLY SHIT CALL THE SWAT TEAM!
Ninja: Don't Neg

Mitchell by MazdasAreTheBest December 29, 2019