3 definition by MazdasAreTheBest

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Someone that puts sex before anything else

Bro 1: Yo you want to see my girlfriends nudes instead of playing video games? I even managed to get a partnership with iDubbbz
Bro 2: Wtf bro are you a simp or some shit?
Me: HOLY SHIT BANISH THIS SIMP FROM OUR TRIBE!1!1!!1!

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by MazdasAreTheBest April 29, 2020

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Mitchell

A cookie thief - typically steals Hershey's Cookies 'n' Cream Chocolate

FBI: OPEN UP WE GOT A MITCHELL IN OUR MIDST!
Karen: HOLY SHIT CALL THE SWAT TEAM!
Ninja: Don't Neg

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by MazdasAreTheBest December 29, 2019

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Lachy

6"5 Huge Cock massive Muscles Never skips leg day Cunt Destroyer Anal Ahnilator Will steal your Girl and Sisters.

I am the only Lachy here All alone

by MazdasAreTheBest October 18, 2020

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