MazdasAreTheBest's definitions

Mitchell

A cookie thief - typically steals Hershey's Cookies 'n' Cream Chocolate

FBI: OPEN UP WE GOT A MITCHELL IN OUR MIDST!
Karen: HOLY SHIT CALL THE SWAT TEAM!
Ninja: Don't Neg

by MazdasAreTheBest December 29, 2019

Simp

Someone that puts sex before anything else

Bro 1: Yo you want to see my girlfriends nudes instead of playing video games? I even managed to get a partnership with iDubbbz
Bro 2: Wtf bro are you a simp or some shit?
Me: HOLY SHIT BANISH THIS SIMP FROM OUR TRIBE!1!1!!1!

by MazdasAreTheBest April 29, 2020

Lachy

6"5 Huge Cock massive Muscles Never skips leg day Cunt Destroyer Anal Ahnilator Will steal your Girl and Sisters.

I am the only Lachy here All alone

by MazdasAreTheBest October 18, 2020