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When a Simp chats up, flirts or spends more time than you do with your girl/boy friend. Be warned, If Dylan "the ginger" Woodridge enters your girls dms you will loose her. He will break into your girls dms cause he is a simp. he will use a crowbar.
Boyfriend "rats Dylan Woodridge just hoped into my girls dms"
Friend " damn you are about to be Simped"
Simped by Simp Friend January 13, 2020
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simped by epicmanwhoyesses March 13, 2021

simped myself out

To be such a simp that you sell yourself short where could be compared to how a whore sells her body
Damn bro I was fucking simp of that bitch Karen

Yeah dog we all simp ourselves out sometimes

Man I really did simped myself out like a pussy
simped myself out by A86 February 24, 2023

Simpette 

The female version of a simp ; places a person they’re romantically attracted to on a pedestal the shouldn’t be on/ thinks higher of them than she should.
“Rebecca is such a simpette , she’s all over them for no reason.”
Simpette by RougeBerry April 12, 2020

Simper Saiyan 

When you simp so hard for a girl that you transcend simphood, and become become the next level of Simp.
Henry was so mad that the trolls of the internet were bashing his E-Girlfriend, that he went full Simper Saiyan and accelerated his WPM in typing from 50 to 120, able to fend of the hordes of bullies.
The act of being a simp
John bought a $200 gift for his crush and got friendzoned, that was some immense simpery.
Simpery by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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