Junked

When Urban Dictionary editors reject your definition despite there being thousands of way worse definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Hey man, I went to put some awesome definitions on Urban dictionary and I got junked.

by Durr??? July 28, 2014

Junk

Hawaiian slang used to decribe something as lame or disappointing

“hoo, you went to da kines party last night?? i heard was junk!”

“...ehhh this laulau so junk, my aunteh make em bettah”

by top bangah November 28, 2018

Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.

Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep.

by Matty Firm June 14, 2022

floppy junk

Unwanted and excessive jiggling and swinging of the male genitalia during pelvic thrusting, often caused by the lack of restrictive underwear. Sometimes causes nausea or vomiting in others.

Girl #1: Did you see Johnny dancing last night? He had a seriously disgusting case of floppy junk going on.

Girl #2: Yeah, it made me want to blow donkey chunks. Jesus, buy some boxer briefs, dude.

by floppyjunkistheenemy February 27, 2008

Appartment Junk

One who lives in an a appartment, with is mom at Cascade Ghettos (Meadows)

White kid who wears cargo shorts all the time and is a coon and lives in appartment junk

by Bellingham44 January 6, 2010

Alexander Junker

Everybody knows who Alexander Junker is. He's the funniest guy on the planet and can tell a mean joke and mean placement in the moment funny joke. He's very ugly but awesomely attractive because of his humor and is awesome in general.

One day, he's gonna rule the world while listening to Coldplay all day on a throne.

Steve Carrel That Guy from the 70s' Show and Chuck Alexander Junker

by theguywhosuckslots December 18, 2011

Loud Junk

A classic NewGrounds video from the early 2000's. It's a parody of the first episode "South Park", in which Lardman, Stain, Fenny, and Dull are waiting at the bus stop. It combines the classic NewGrounds joke of "Well known character turns evil and kills the other characters" along with nostalgic early 2000's comedy.

Sparked the meme "Loud Junk Laugh" or "Weheheheheheh"

You guys remember Loud Junk?

Going down to Loud Junk going down to Loud Junk

by Squidmoe October 21, 2021