Jason is the guy on sesame street who does fallacious activities to grover the puppet.
Big bird secretly loves to peck at jasons' pecker.
Big bird secretly loves to peck at jasons' pecker.
by Mothaf4ka January 23, 2018
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Jason is NOT a person you want to become friends with, they are not trustworthy and typically are complete jackasses.
Jason is NOT a person you want to become friends with, they are not trustworthy and typically are complete jackasses.
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Jason is a boy
by He's gay oviously June 14, 2018
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In other words, losers.
In other words, losers.
Kid on a buddy bench: Damn, I really wish I had a friend
Jason: I'll be your friend
Kid on a buddy bench: I'll pass
Jason: I'll be your friend
Kid on a buddy bench: I'll pass
by WhiteboyWalton January 28, 2019
Get the Jason mug.The hardest flexer ever with the smallest peen out there. The girls are hard gold diggers but they don't realize what's underneath. Once they find out, they'll wish they knew before.
Girl 1: OMG it's Jason he's so rich!!!
Girl 2: ugh, have you seen his peen? It's so small, you can't even see it with a micro-scope!
Girl 1: oh, I wish I knew before.
Girl 2: ugh, have you seen his peen? It's so small, you can't even see it with a micro-scope!
Girl 1: oh, I wish I knew before.
by UrTheShow April 16, 2019
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Get the Jason mug.Michael Jackson wannabe/clone.
Chris Brown wannabe/clone. (lol)
After Chris Brown "died" (lol), they tried to replace him with Jason Derulo and then Justin Bieber. He dances and kinda looks like Chris Brown.
Chris Brown wannabe/clone. (lol)
After Chris Brown "died" (lol), they tried to replace him with Jason Derulo and then Justin Bieber. He dances and kinda looks like Chris Brown.
Person: Chris Brown's career is over, let's find another Michael Jackson clone!
Person 2: Jason Derulo looks like him. Let's take advantage of Chris Brown's death and cash in.
Me: Oh no, another Michael Jackson wannabe! When will it end?
Person 2: Jason Derulo looks like him. Let's take advantage of Chris Brown's death and cash in.
Me: Oh no, another Michael Jackson wannabe! When will it end?
by spiderkarnage July 25, 2011
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