hammered palmer

A hammered palmer is a mixture of sweet tea flavored vodka and hard lemonade. The ratio is totally up to the drinker.

Hey make me a hammered palmer suck head!!

by Wayne Rathbun March 30, 2016

hammer squirrel

ass clown who tries to get something done (but not very hard) and gets nothing done

Fucking hammer squirrel spent $ 10,000 on a birthday party for herself and forgot to come to the party!

by Steph the U!! June 30, 2016

hammack

someone who falls asleep at work easily and makes noises while swaying back and forth.

oh no there goes a hammack

by jackandbeanstalk December 22, 2016

Hammerhead Shart

Of the nine known species of sharts, only three are known to be particularly dangerous to humans: the scalloped, great, and smooth hammerhead sharts. As of 2017, 17 attacks have been recorded, with only two fatalities. By far the worst shart of all sharts. There is no wiping up this mess.

Dude, did you see Trump on the golf course today? He laid a great hammerhead shart.

Nah, man, that's an alternative fart.

by firstinitiallname April 7, 2017

Hammage

The fat on you back.

Ewww girl look at all that Hammage showing with that dress on.

by BEBE1981 June 7, 2017

hammeet

an individual with a big penis and a big personality

yoooo he look like a hammeet.

by asdfghjkl;wqertyuiopzxcvbnm, March 15, 2018

Hammer-hawking

Continually staring at the male crotchial region and genitals, as if to long for.

I know she's DTF, that bitch has been hammer-hawking me since she got here.

by Pseudofuckthafed January 26, 2019