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camel cheese

When vaginal smegma is forced against tight panties or pants like cheese to a cheese cloth, camel cheese is what is left. Often resembles cheese curds or cottage cheese.
Damn, You can smell Pam’s camel cheese today.

Roast beef and camel cheese, she almost had a full sandwich down there.

I wanted to reciprocate for the blow job, but I couldn’t get past the smell of her camel cheese.
by Roy Moore December 15, 2017
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Banana cheese n lettuce

It’s a lifestyle honestly. Banana- ya layin down the pipe you know? Gettin that pussy. Cheese- oh we always making that money you already know. Lettuce. Isn’t it obvious we smoking the devil lettuce ;)
Banana cheese n lettuce. Don’t need to put it in a sentence just rep dat shiet.
by GhostyZeroJay December 29, 2017
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Crackling Cheese

The amalgam of semen, lube and fecal remnants around the anal rim after anal sex.
I couldn’t help but savor the aroma and the sight of her crackling cheese after I withdrew my engorged fuck knob from her posterior.
by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018
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Vein Cheese

That creamy, smegma that formulates around the bellend of one’s knob. Ripe, pungent, savory yet tangy.

Discovering a find of vein cheese is akin to discovering a hoard of fresh truffles.
As we relaxed along the shoreline, frolicking and drinking a vintage Cabernet, she reached and exposed my throbbing member. Freeing it to the open and fresh sea air, she moistened her waiting lips and leaned down to delectably swallow my bell. To her wonderful surprise, she peeled back the foreskin to reveal a trove of fresh vein cheese, ripe and ready. She scooped it with her trembling finger and smeared it upon a cracker from our basket. I could see it was ripe and tangy from the puckering of her cheeks. She complimented the flavor with a sip of her wine then commenced to copulate my shaft until a glorious rope of skeet trickled down her chin.
by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018
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Dick Cheese

The white substance that appears when an uncircumcised penis is not washed
by Bigtyne March 4, 2019
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Fetish Cheese

Cheese that tastes so amazing, you develop an instant fetish for it when more than 10mg are ingested.
John: (Making out with pizza.)

Peter: Woah, man! Is pizza topped with fetish cheese?
by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 6, 2019
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midnight cheese

A ritual performed only by real alpha males where you go and eat some cheese straight from the pack around or past midnight.
My man Dole was pretty hungry at 3 am so he went and got some of that midnight cheese
by Robzorz_ August 14, 2019
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