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CANOE Glue

When You ejaculate in a girl she walks around with it in her Canoe gluing her pantys and lips together.
She's got Canoe Glue all over her Ham Wallet.
by Debbie Dunlap April 25, 2023
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Canned

I canned the car
by WK22 August 29, 2023
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Canoodle

I can’t wait to canoodle you.
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Canned

To be referred to as 'Canned' in a canadian city like Edmonton, Winnipeg, Toronto, Calgary, Vancouver, Surrey, and Lethbridge. Is to be attacked with bear spray also known as bear mace in Canada.
person 1: yo did u hear mohamed got canned?
person 2: nahh ehh i ain hear dat
by jr2oppy October 2, 2023
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Canoe Chugging

The act of chugging on your bois canoe
Damn, Daniel... I'm about to go Canoe Chugging.
by Fen_ris October 21, 2023
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Canned Fish

Could you pass me the canned fish?
by Jeffery Louisiana November 20, 2023
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Canoe Lesbian

A Canoe Lesbian is one of only two types of lesbians. This lesbian will go out of nowhere and cut a tree down and make a canoe out of it. This canoe will sit in a room for over a month and collect dust, waiting for its lesbian to ride it hard one day!
Fred turns to his friend and asks, "Yo, bro, I didn't know Lola was lesbian."
His friend Gary turns to him and pauses from giving his girlfriend sweaty backshots, "Yeah, bro; she's like totally a Canoe Lesbian."
Fred, "A canoe lesbian?"
Gary's girlfriend huffs from below Gary, "Yeah, she just like took an axe to a tree one day and built a canoe."
Gary: "Yeah, bro, up and nowhere, too. It's like she just snapped after she scissored Mary." Gary flips his girlfriend around and starts pounding her from the front.
Fred shrugs as he watches them from the couch, "Damn, I didn't know there were different types of lesbians. That's wild, and it's good for her, I guess. What's she going to do with the canoe?"
Gary groans as his girlfriend moans, "Yeah, I don't know. I guess it will just collect dust until she decides to ride it out hard one day!" Gary thrusts one more time and slumps next to his girlfriend, breathing hard, his cock throbbing and empty.
Fred, unfazed, just stares at the picture of Lola on his phone as he reaches for his zipper, "Damn, unfortunate for the canoe."
by freaksters October 15, 2024
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