cuddle boner

A completely undesired erection one achieves whilst cuddling with your significant other.

Dude, I was just tryna snuggle wit my girl but I freakin had a cuddle boner, and now I have navy balls.

by Ljefeboriqua November 16, 2010

I pulled a boner

Around 1940 and after, "a boner" was a screw up or mistake. So, to "pull a boner" was to make a mistake. Don't say "I pulled a boner" to your Teacher or Boss or police. they'll punnish you for that. If you're brave, you could try it with anyone else.

Wife- why'd you eat my cake?? I was saving that!

husband- "sorry Dear. I pulled a boner."

by mr. stuart April 21, 2006

Boner

When u see a hot girl and want to smash you get this big thing that goes up 10 inches.

Damn I got a boner when I saw the D'amelio sisters.

by Bonehead5000 February 24, 2020

Boner Narcolepsy

A boner so strong that it drains the blood from your brain and causes you to faint

We saw a nice piece of ass walk by and Tim fainted from Boner Narcolepsy. I had no idea he had that strong a dong.

by Frontpagepodcast May 19, 2016

boner pill

Slang term for any number of erectile dysfunction medications, such as Viagra, Cialis and Levitra.

Him: "This has never happened to me before."
Her: "Well, maybe you should start taking boner pills."

by Jake in NYC December 7, 2005

Boner-Inspiring

When something is so incredibly awesome, that it just automatically causes a boner. The thing, whatever it might be, just causes sexual stimulations at the meer sight.

"Wherein this most streamlined and trunkless of transports, boner-inspiring though
it may be, wherein are we to reposit our recently deceased cargo?"

by BKlemme September 26, 2005

Bonerfide

Guaranteed to give you a boner.

"Is there anyone less bonerfide than Mother Angelica?"

by creedmoor December 13, 2005