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cum stoked

1. The state of being super thirsty, hungry for cock, or ready for sex with a new man.

2. Just plain old excited.

She was so cum stoked when she saw the outline of his dick in his joggers.

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A boner so strong that it drains the blood from your brain and causes you to faint

We saw a nice piece of ass walk by and Tim fainted from Boner Narcolepsy. I had no idea he had that strong a dong.

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