Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.

Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!

by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008

aaron cattoir

ghetto rap superstar that's pro on mpc

"oh man did you hear that last performer?"
"ya, he was amazing, almost an aaron cattoir"

by zoeofleon April 8, 2009

aaron osteraasing

consistent, heinous, loud sounding fart operations by one individual.

when completing the movement, one must announce that the fart has taken place, or that one cannot stop farting. may contain both equal parts sulphur and methane, or a more potent bias towards sulphur. nexium will ease symptoms but not completely cure them.

"man i can't stop aaron osteraasing"

by jmsuperfly November 24, 2009

Amazonian MudBall

when a large group of natives capture you, tie you up, and begin so slather mud/poop on your body,(commonly the penial area). after the mud/poop is slathered they bring in the tribe cheif who gives the victim a vigirous Hand Job.

Guy: hey man how was your trip to the Amazon?

Friend: it was great, i met some natives, they gave me a souvenier.

Guy: what was it?

Friend: an Amazonian MudBall!

by apishfiend123 August 10, 2012

Amazonukah

A celebration that can last up to weeks after Christmas, where late shipments still arrive in the mail many days after they were ordered online.

Amazonukah lasted 17 days after Christmas this year as many of my gifts were coming from Santa's new workshop conveniently located in China due to it's cheaper labor.

by I got you back December 23, 2014

Amazon Predator

a person who stalks something that was ordered on Amazon through every step of shipping

mother: son, I think your father is cheating on me.
son: why do you think that ?
mother: well (sighs) I was on the computer yesterday and when I logged on, waiting on the screen was your father's email. None of which were open, except for the ones titled Amazon . Do you know who this amazon is son?
son: (sigh) mom, good news dad isn't cheating he's just an amazon predator

mom: oh dear he stalks children?
son: no mom! Ew no! He just stalks his packages that he orders online

by OG grandma May 27, 2015

amazon package

When you find out his dick was mostly padding stuffed in his boxers...

I took him home, only to find out it was an amazon package!

by My cock! March 9, 2016