Waitence

The concept of being patient and waiting for something at the same time. Most people do not have this skill because they do not have the patience to wait and acquire the skill.

Dan: "Are you still waiting for a mate?"
Jack: "No, I don't have the waitence" (Forever Alone)

Waitence by AlloyedWords May 6, 2013

waitsex 

(a) The sexual interaction between couples ending in orgasm immediately AFTER any prior event that substantially delays the originally planned or wanted time for that sexual interaction.

(a) Terry and Holly had intense waitsex after settling the baby back to sleep for the 3 time in an hour. (b) Adam & Steve had window-fogging waitsex in the back of Steve's car after the cop took his time leaving lover's lane.

waitsex by WilltheGearhead November 24, 2014

waitsturbating 

The act of jerking off and the porn buffers

Damn man. Its a pain in the ass when your porn buffers.
Don't you mean waitsturbating

waitsturbating by Secedio May 22, 2016

Waist Bandit 

A female who's attractiveness forces you to tuck your boner into your waist band.

John: "dude Emily Ratajkowski is such a waist bandit!"
Sarah: " that's offensive"
John: "cuz every time I see her, I gotta hide my boner!"

Waist Bandit by Dbop619 April 12, 2017

waiter ass 

The rash inbetween your legs or thighs caused from the rubbing of sweaty under garments. It is commonly seen in the service industry

Check out Johnny, he's got a bad case of waiter ass

waiter ass by Timbo Slice10 November 3, 2017

Waiter voice 

Its the fake nice voice that a person makes to seem polite when they really are not. For example: when speaking to waiters, elders, etc.

Damn i hate when Rachel uses her waiter voice to make me do oral for her.

Waiter voice by DulceBrisa April 20, 2018

Waistband Trampoline 

A technique used by men to remove excess pee from their penis after urinating in a urinal. The male bounces his penis up and down on his waistband a few times before he zips up, preventing underwear dribble.

I bounced my dick on my waistband trampoline a few times before leaving the urinal so I wouldn’t get piss pants.

Waistband Trampoline by Brandon2k9 February 9, 2018