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Turtle butt

1. An adorable butt, or term used to refer to a loved one with a cute butt or butt as cute as a turtle
2. most commonly used by couples who love turtles and refer to each others butts as turtle butt,
3. referring to the other person as turtlebutt.

4.A cute nickname to call my boyfriend because we love turtles
Danny you are such turtle butt!
or Sara my what a cute turtlebutt you have!
by TURTLECAKES June 11, 2009
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turtle bunny

An affectionate term of endearment used to call a lover when they want to be cute or annoy the fuck out of their friends.
by LBCbaby December 28, 2005
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turtle texter

Someone who takes forever to send or type a test message.
Dude, I texted Vlad like 30 minutes ago and he hasn't responded yet, he is such a fuckin' turtle texter.
by LickNunz June 22, 2008
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Turtle

This term came about through a very popular cartoon of a helmet topping off a pair of boots to signify the veteran with just a short time left in his enlistment and keeping a REALLY low profile, turtle-like, trying to make it out alive. Among VietNam and older veterans a challenge term by which infantrymen recognized each other.

When a veteran infantryman would meet another veteran, the question would be asked: "Are you a turtle?". To which the challenged veteran would have to either reply "You bet your sweet ass I am!" or have to buy the challenging veteran a drink.
Army veteran: "Are you a turtle?"

Marine veteran: "You bet your sweet ass I am".
by 19D4L August 23, 2012
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turtle snack

this is when a man with an extremely tiny penis enters waist deep water and waves around his tiny pecker in an attempt to seduce a female or gay turtle into giving him head
Philly: yo have you seen Koop?

Ryan: no he's probably down at the pond turtle snacking again..

Philly: wow what a fag. He can never smoke blunts with us again!!
by spitzG563 June 20, 2014
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Turtle Top Hat

When a man takes home a woman who chose to wear a top hat out to a formal event. Right after she falls asleep, he ejaculates around the rim of the hat, then puts it back onto her head. When she wakes up and her hair has fused to the hat and protests, he simply pulls the hat down forcefully causing her head to pop out of the top of the hat, much like a turtle peeking his head out of his shell.
The bed didn't have any sheets so I couldn't Superman that hoe, but luckily I was able to still Turtle Top Hat her shit.
by Turtlejournal January 8, 2009
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Awkward Turtle

A hand motion to display feelings of akwardness to a few people without everyone knowing. Hand on top of hand with the two thumbs rolling. Text symbol: 'O,
Speaker 1: Hey can I have your baby?
Speaker 2: * Awkward Turtle hand motion *
'O,
by Joedun23 July 29, 2010
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