Saint Dick

The patron saint of the Male genitalia as recognized internationally by all Santasexuals and celebrators of XXXmas.

Yeah so what's the deal with that creepy old bearded dude? I heard they caught him in the neighbor's chimney last night? Oh that's just old Saint Dick.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Shrek's Dick

The biggest one in the swamp.

Instantly makes you so moist that you can't even handle it.
As soon as that slimy tentacle reaches your throat, you'll go into cardiac arrest from it's extreme length.
If you are looking for some good dick, ask Shrek.

"Have you had a dick appointment lately?"
"Yeah, it was Shrek's Dick!"
"HOLY SHIT! HOW ARE YOU NOT IN A WHEELCHAIR??"

by strummedonny May 23, 2018

dick fanta

Rather yellow urine that resembles the soft drink Fanta, because one didn't drink enough liquid.

- "Dude, I'm bursting, I think I'll have a dick fanta."
- "Sure, down the hall to the left."

by njk15 October 06, 2016

Dick cheese

The crusty smelly shit on an unwashed dick

His dick smelt like fucking sewer bruhhhh that man had a serious case of Dick Cheese!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 07, 2020

Dicking Down

Intercourse. A synonym for laying the pipe, pounding her out, balling, tapping that ass, etc...

You know he's dicking down your sister, right?

by A.C. Sativa December 30, 2013

dick of doom

The dreaded Dick of Doom is a feeling of being tired and totally wiped out that comes out of nowhere and slaps you in the face, ruining a fun-filled night out. Abandon all hope when the Dick of Doom appears. Your night is over.

Girl 1: Woo! Let's go to the next club!
Girl 2: Sorry, I can't.
Girl 1: WHAT?!
Girl 2: The Dick of Doom just hit me hard.
Girl 1: Shit.

by Trombonafide October 05, 2017

dick coma

When you have fallen in a deep sleep that is incredibly hard to awaken from because of the bomb dick you received the previous night

I've finally awaken from dick coma.

by Shaunology February 26, 2015