Telepathetic

When you answer the phone and know the other persons a loser!

I knew you were going to call loser becuase I'm telepathetic!

by ilookmarvlus March 9, 2010

Telescoping Penis

(noun) a penis that slides back into itself so that it becomes smaller and smaller, which can be the result of--among other things--cold, fear, and ugly women.

"The cold pool caused his telescoping penis to all but disappear."

by Holly M S May 22, 2010

Telepathicaly Gothictional

1.To mean the Gothiction of every single telepathic person in the world

2. The purpose of knowing things that people don't want to know

1.He said no to Telepathically Gothictional when he was offered some.

2. He telepathically gothictional knowledge showed that he had wet the bed 834 times

by Iggy128 June 26, 2004

TELECRASTINATION

(tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

It'll ring one more time before he answers. He suffers from telecrastination.

by SirZyrion April 19, 2006

Telefreak

A person obsessed with, and knowledgeable about, many different television shows.

Amy is such a telefreak, she knows everything about every tv show and she won't shut up about them.

by tv-survival-guide December 5, 2010

Television Bromote

While watching television with your bros you use the television bromote to control the tv

'Hey bro pass the television bromote, Jersey Shore is on!'

'No bro'blem broceratops'

by Brotector of the Realm May 7, 2013

purple teletubby

The gayest teletubby in the motha fuckin teletubbies

Person 1: your a purple teletubby. Person 2: The fuck?

by Lubas Maximus January 23, 2017