Toasticle

When you scrape bits of burnt toast into the sink then the little scrapings in the bottom of the sink are 'toasticles'

The sink was full of toasticles

by Steve Humphrey January 23, 2009

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Toasted Strawberry

When a guy just sticks the tip of his dick in a girl's Ass and pulls it out with a little poo on it. The Toasted Strawberry!!

Listen sweetheart go use the bathroom cuz u just gave me a toasted strawberry.

by Jonathan Of Gaeta Italy April 3, 2009

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toast hijacker

A person who after hearing a toast proceeds to add his/her own toast before drinking. This is rude and annoying. If you want to say a toast just wait for your turn.

Man1: "I would like to drink this for our children!"
(everybody but one person drinks up)
Grandma: "Yeah, and I wish that these children grow up as good and loving as we did..."
Man2: "Haha, grandma is such a toast hijacker!"

by rfmg42 March 8, 2010

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toast

Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.

toast, grain, food, flour, sliced bread

by pigoons July 12, 2010

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toast

A euphemism for sexual bedroom activities including copulation and ocasional fisting.

Awkward Boy: Do you want to come back to my room for toast?

Emotionally turmoiled girl: Nah mate- got a 9am.

by catzwong December 14, 2010

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toasterbating

To masturbate by sticking your dick in a toaster and turning it on. Commonly leads to WaffleCock. Famous toasterbaters include Abraham Lincoln, Lady Gaga and Barack Obama

Dude, did you see that video of that guy Toasterbating?

Yea, he had to go to the hospital with Waffle Cock afterwards!

by Supreme Leader Cuntfucious. January 31, 2015

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