tit cover 

Another name for a shirt.

Mom: We have to go to the store hunny
Bob: Yeah, I need to get some new tit covers
Mom: Oh you need some shirts?
Bob: No I need tit covers to cover my big tits
Mom: Oh.

tit cover by Mike Shyman May 24, 2008

tit meister 

A person(he/she) who is in deep love with tits.

Dude, i saw Tom yesterday masturbating to picture of tits. He is SUCH a tit meister!

tit meister by titty galore April 29, 2009

tit munger 

someone who chops off girls titties and sells them at the market

tit munger: get your fresh tits
Sane person: *calls police*

tit munger by Robin February 6, 2005

tit willican 

A proper tit willican is when you are getting oral from a beezy, and you take a spoon and scoop out her eyeball, and then proceed to fuck her eyesocket. However, this is only a true tit willican if immediately following this act you eat Italian food (Pizza counts).

Dude, last night I was getting blown by this bitch, and all of the sudden she starts grinding her teeth on my shaft. I had to give her the old tit willican. Never have I ever had a better bowl of spaghetti.

tit willican by gnarly guy January 5, 2009

tit mouse 

1. A varied number of small insect-eating songbirds, found in woodland areas throughout the world.

2. Bushtit, willow tit.

3. A phrase that when uttered in the presence of a conservative, esp. a tea bagger, may cause mild distress and an uncontrollable batting of the ears. When left untreated, the affection may lead to a condition known as libergenditis.

Note: An American species, the black-capped chickadee can be found throughout the back-woods and rolling hills of the deep southern states and West Virginia. A particularly active species has been spotted frequenting small city centers, infesting the eaves of buildings e.g., town halls, churches and a food distribution center known as the Piggluh Wiggluh.

Jimbo: "I cant stop itchin so Jeff"

Jefferson: "Could be that yer allergic ta them birds over yonder in them ther rafters."

Jimbo: "Wat, a lil' ol' 'tit mouse'?"

Jefferson: "Could be... now stop yer fidgetin' an hold that ladda steady."

Jimbo: "Jeff?"

Jefferson: "Whuats that Jimbo?

Jimbo: "Whycome they gotta put church bells so high?"

Jefferson: "Ye got me thar ol' Jim..."

tit mouse by PlanetBJR January 2, 2011

Tit Salt 

Tits that have lots of dry salt dried up on them from!

salt that makes the perfect pair not perfect!

dude look at that tit salt

Tit Salt by salty tit salt captain February 17, 2010

tit torture 

Burning a girl's breasts with a soldering iron to make kewl designs or write words like "slut" and "fist me" across her sexy tit skin. Very permanent, can't even be removed surgically. A good fun way to leave your mark on the world, so to speak.

After I tied her to her bed and raped her for a few hours, I burned "#32" right across her right breast with a soldering iron. She'll never forget me!

tit torture by Stephie Longhorn February 16, 2004