spongebobin'

a person who is very gay an everybody knows it but doesn't admit it.

"so what's the deal with gary? is he gay?"
"yeah,but he's totally spongebobin'"

by snailo July 15, 2009

dong slong

to rip your small knob off and chuck it as far as you can

the black man dong slonged his knob

by jo ho witness July 31, 2006

spongebob sploogepants

1: A creepy dude with jaundice who has stains on his pants

Judging by those pants stains I'd say that Rick is a total spongebob sploogepants.

by Chaz Spiegel February 9, 2008

Spongebob hardcore

doing something really little and overreacting thinking you look really cool or "hardcore"

jon: guys! guys! guess what i just did?!

frank: what did you do jon?

jon: i used condishner befor shampoo!!!!!!!!! OMFG they are gonna kill me im so hardcore!!!

frank: no jon your spongebob hardcore

by Minson122 December 31, 2009

Spongebob

Used in the trap or hood as a reference to crack cocaine.

Damn, you know that bitch is a fiend.

I had her in the trap, bowing down all night for that spongebob.

by 'Ol Dirty Bruno December 28, 2018

Shlonged

A term widely used in politics to refer to “beaten badly”, known very well by the media.

Person A: “Did you hear about how Hilary got shlonged by Obama?”
Person B: “Yeah, I saw Trump’s tweet about it!”

by FireKetchup248 January 15, 2021

COCK-Sponge

an absorbent, flacid penis.

"Quilted quicker picker uppper, COCK-Sponge

by ramuh3 October 2, 2006