september 7th

your favorite hoes birthday

“september 7th coming up” =“oh shit my favorite hoes birthday is then”

by not ur side chicc October 14, 2019

September 24

Lucky charms

Mmmm lucky charms September 24 means mmmmm lucky charms

by I beat my meat down in Africa November 3, 2019

September 10

National give your shortest friend a hug

Boy 1: oh look it’s Timmy ima go kick him
Boy 1: bro you can’t. You gotta be kind it’s September 10. Show your homie kindness

by Wordhunt god October 6, 2020

26th September

Give your daughter money day!!

Me: hey what date is it today?
Dad: 26th September

Me: Oh!! Give me money!

by Ilov3yourmom<33 September 25, 2021

Slumptember

A losing streak a successfull MLB team suffers during September, the final month of the regular season. In most cases, it ends in the team missing the playoffs in heartbreaking fashion.

The 1969 Chicago Cubs and the 2007 New York Mets were playoff shoo-ins before suffering Slumptembers to end what were once successful regular seasons. Ultimately, both teams missed the playoffs and will always be remembered for their late season collapses.

by Gareth Sleger October 27, 2008

september 11th

National day of flying to New York

- Do you know what day is tomorrow?
-Yeah, september 11th, best day to pick a flight to New York

by Rudolph A April 24, 2019

September 9

An Asshole was born on this day but I can’t say their name because of urban dictionary rules.

-Miranda Cosgrove

On September 9...

“Happy birthday!”

“Yeah, I’m an asshole!”

“I know!”

by Miranda Cosgrove December 17, 2020