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Syphilis Samurai

The mortal enemy and greatest rival of the Herpes Ninja. His goal in life is to put an end to the Herpes Ninja's innocent touching of household objects once and for all. He wishes to replace this with his own, evilly and sexually motivated, method of touching.
The Herpes Ninja and the Syphilis Samurai are destined to battle one another as mortal enemies for all eternity.
by Galaxion Shinyshanks September 14, 2009
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saimun

Illegal indian weed nigga who just yells at people and gets fired. And gets dicked down
by Hahshdjd October 5, 2017
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samuel l. jackson

1. The guy that put COOL back into BLACK , even though that is linguistically impossible - but , the Snakes on the Plane , the guy he shot in Pulp Fiction and Jango Fett from Star Wars and just about anything and everyone else knows - there is no impossible when it comes to Samuel L. Jackson.

2. The Black Lenin of Hollywood.
Guy 1 : Man that guy is cool.
Guy 2 : Who is that guy?
Guy 1 : *Pulls out a revolver* Say that one more time.
Guy 2: Who is that guy though dude?
Guy 1 : *Shoots Guy 2, killing him in style of Samuel L. Jacksons' character in Pulp Fiction*
Guy 1 : *Looks at the corpse of his friend* Let that be a lesson to you.
'This IS a tasty burger'

'Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane'

'Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!
by sundarasundara August 1, 2009
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Samuel L. Jackson

Which role does Samuel L. Jackson play?
He is the black guy!
by LordHeskeyBendtnerAkinfenwa November 6, 2015
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Samuel

A boy who eats everybody he sees, especially women in their 70s
I saw samuel so I went to hide
by Deadly boy October 10, 2019
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Samuel

Stupid, disgusting, annoying piece of shit you'll ever meat
If you ever meet one, RUN AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Person 1: Is that a Samuel?!?!?!
Person 2: OH SHIT IT IS RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
by IHATESAMUEL.COM May 13, 2019
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SamuraI Jesus 2024X

The future in Samurai Jesus technology with dradle seeking crosses and teh nail gun from Quake (from his hands)-When he was created his prime objective was to eliminate Samurai Moses and dominate own all games of bloody knuckles...
"UR arse is mine -Samurai Jesus is bak biaaaaaaatch..."
by Ace April 20, 2004
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