Fifth Gear Slide

When driving a car with a manual transmission, the fifth gear slide is performed by shifting from fourth to fifth and continuing to move your arm on to your partners knee

I took Amanda out for drinks last night, on the way home I got to finger her. All thanks to the fifth gear slide.

by korozion November 14, 2006

Slip n' Slide

When she's fucking you on top with a soaking wet pussy and you're on bottom sweating like crazy, she literally slides up and down your body and cock.

It's hands down amazing sex When you're both doing the slip n' slide.

by MakeEmSmile October 25, 2012

Michigan Slip and Slide

When one is making violent love to his friend's mom's anus and she grotesquely defecates and the defecation then induces heavy vomiting in the male which in turn causes even heavier vomiting in the mother. Once sufficient vomit and excrement has been accumulated and a near-frictionless surface is created, the mother is to slip on the excrement-vomit solution and hit an object that leads to a state of unconsciousness.

John: Oh my God, Mrs. Smith you've created a Michigan Slip and Slide in the kitchen!

by GuyintheCloset January 8, 2011

Afghan Mud Slide

When you eat 3 week old Taco Bell and shit on someones face in Afghanistan

Dude, I totally gave Pacheco an Afghan mud slide last night, and now he's crying in the shower.

by Rntcsta February 9, 2021

Banana Nut Slide

When a male ejaculates on a females back and it runs down her back down her ass and then proceeds to do the slippty slide up her crack!

I can't till wait till this over so i can have a banana nut slide!

by pballsthej December 2, 2010

Arabian Mud Slide

A girl is positioned in a chair at a 60 degree angle. A man then proceeds to climb up, squat, & shit on her chest, causing it to slide down her stomach and eventually dripping off the genitalia.

*Note: Both participants must be completely nude.

"Hey has anyone seen JMFS or SMFH around?"
""Yeah they're down by the fire. He's giving her an Arabian Mud Slide.""
"Dude, I love me a good 'ol fashioned Arabian Mud Slide!"

by JMFS&SMFH October 19, 2014

Neapolitan love-slide

When a bubbly mixture of seamen, blood and fecal matter slips out of a lady's chuff. Predominantly post coitus.

Awh dude, i thought i might have had some speckles but a neapolitan love-slide ..?! Come on!

by craig nicolson January 12, 2012