pesticle

A nuisance with balls.

Girl 1: "I can't believe Joe crashed my lunch with my girlfriends and tried to get me to leave with him!"

Girl 2: "He's such a fuckin' pesticle!"

by garrity46 February 6, 2010

Pesant

The act of being a peasant that is simping

Oh Aly, you’re being such a pesant!

by hubbyy November 11, 2020

pessi

a little argentinian that likes scoring penalties

I score penalties like pessi

by DD2935 January 5, 2022

PEST

Post-Election Selection Trauma or PEST for short, is a made up disorder for pompus, self-centered, elitist individuals that can't fathom the fact that they lost an election. It is mainly experienced by liberals and French lovers alike, and was first diagnosed after the 2004 Presidential Election. It's symptoms include but are not limited to: feelings of withdrawal, feelings of isolation, emotional anger and bitterness, loss of appetite, sleeplessness, nightmares, pervasive moodiness including endless sulking, and being excessively worried about the direction of the country.

In otherwords, the diagnosis is "You're a Sore Loser, get over it."

Hippie: "Bob stopped showing up to our drum circle meetings and couldn't eat his organic humus anymore. He's having intense hypno-therapy sessions and electroshock therapy now. His therapist said he is suffering from PEST, Post-Election Selection Trauma."

Normal Person: "What a pussy."

by Throbbin PNess May 26, 2008

peski

the word used in place of penis by the Aplle Bag Productions Crew.

Dude that ball hit me right in the peski and and totally destroyed my apple bag.

by Jake Baum September 17, 2005

pesse

Pesse; that is, a person who suffers from pedophilia. The opposite of teleiophilia. An adult who is attracted to children that have not yet hit puberty also known as a child molester. The act of enjoying or being sexually involved with persons under the legal age (and especially the ones under the age of 7) Basically a sicko who pleasures in having degrading thoughts, and or engaging in illegal sex with little children.

I heard that our neighbor who just got out of prison is a pesse.

by rissa raquel August 11, 2008

Pestle

London/Yardie slang for penis

"Tyrell did gimme the pestle good and propa last night bwoy!"

by LittlemissE June 11, 2009