pesticle

n. someone who is extremely uptight to the point where their penis and testicles have become one

"Dude, relax and stop being such a pesticle"

by ssdafanie April 21, 2004

Pesticle

A pesticle refers to when your nut sack becomes sweaty and sticks to the side of your inner thigh. It is very annoying in a public scene, but comical in a private scene, like having sex, or whackin' off.

"Ah, man, I have such an itchy pesticle right now!"

by P.J.Scene March 26, 2007

pesticle

A nuisance with balls.

Girl 1: "I can't believe Joe crashed my lunch with my girlfriends and tried to get me to leave with him!"

Girl 2: "He's such a fuckin' pesticle!"

by garrity46 February 6, 2010

pesticle

When a small animal is pestering you (usually a male).

This barking dog is being a total pesticle! (Rhymes with testicle).

by stratacat April 23, 2010

pesticle

An annoying man.

That guy who keeps trying to buy you drinks is such a pesticle.

by JavaJaneOhio August 3, 2013

Pesticle

When an individual is BOTH a sick and a pest in equal amounts.

While trying to get my neighbor to agree on repairing the fence, I realized just how big a pesticle he really is.

by ReaperXD April 29, 2021

Pesticle

An annoying pest that has many attributes of a testicle

Damo needs to do a handstand to type on his computer. Damn pesticle strikes again!

by No day is leg day January 28, 2020