Tiny Meat Gang

A group of people with small cuts of meat.

Look at the group of people and that blond headed person with there small cuts of meat, they make a radical tiny meat gang

by Boo nee noo nee October 4, 2018

textbook my meat

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

by TomBB January 11, 2009

meat skid

When a man attempts to have sex, but fails to because he is unable to ejaculate. Usually happens because the man has recently masturbated.

Not knowing he'd get lucky at the upcoming party, Ned masturbated a half-hour before. He ended up suffering a quite embarrassing meat skid.

by Reppin' Latvia September 24, 2009

meat and two veg

The male gentials, so called because they resemble a sausage in between two vegetables (e.g. sprouts, potatoes)

He got his meat and two veg out

by IanM September 14, 2003

meat

A man's penis.

When in heat, beat your meat.

by Noxis December 2, 2003

meat pie

OMG, its something you eat!!!!!
Its not sexual!

I have a meat pie for lunch cause i was hungry!!!!

by MicJaiy May 15, 2005

Meat Injection

Stikcking a dick into a hole

by London August 17, 2003