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layabout 

A member of the community that would rather sponge off the rest of humanity or his/her parents. A lazy bastard.
Mum - "Why don't you get a job, Peter?"
Peter - "I can't be arsed"
Mum - "You're such a layabout!"
layabout by Jdayere January 31, 2009
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Layan is a middle eastern name, for a wonderful girl, that’s super funny, and amazing. This girl is a queen and honestly everyone looks up to her
Layan is the coolest girl I ever knew. Man I wish I’m layan
Layan by uwasattheclun November 1, 2019

Richard Laymon 

Richard Laymon, Bram Stoker Award winning American author, (1947-2001)

"If you've missed Laymon, you've missed a treat." --Stephen King

Richard Laymon wrote disturbing, slightly sick and perhaps a bit perverted horror stories. He always took his stories a bit darker and further than Stephen King. He was never afraid of going for the gross-out.
Stephen King, Dean Koontz and Bentley Little were all Laymon fans.
Due to trouble with editors (censorship) in the U.S.A., his work is better known in Europe, Australia and the rest of the world, where his work is published in 15 languages.
Luckily for his American fans, many of Laymon's books are being restored to their original uncut form.

"No one writes like Laymon, and you're going to have a good time with anything he writes." --Dean Koontz

"One of horror's rarest talents" -- Publishers Weekly
An International Bestselling Author, Richard Laymon writes awesome horror stories such as "Beast House", "Darkness, Tell Us," and "The Traveling Vampire Show" and "the Woods are Dark."

laying cable

Laying cable is when you release a long, unbroken peice of hot and steamy shit that is tender and feels good on the way out.
laying cable by Anonymous May 9, 2003
an exotic, beautiful young lady. has a very nice body and is always smiling and fun to be around. She'd loved by everyone and has guys bowing down to her.
damn, she is such a laylah.
laylah by siad flkshg;lkdsjfa ; April 19, 2011

laying eggs 

Overall poor perfomance. Not meeting ones goals, screwing up, missing plays.
I was laying eggs out there on the court, missing all those shots.
laying eggs by E Style November 23, 2006