Life

What God gave you

Enjoy your life... not lyfe no one will pick you up.

by WhyUTakeMeName;-; September 30, 2017

Life

A disease with a 70-80 year survival rate.

Person 1: Yeah, I contracted life.
Person 2: Woah man, me too!

by BillyMcSaggyTits January 14, 2018

Life

Depending on the individual, life is either the greatest thing in the world or the worst.

person #1: Ahhh, life is great, dont ya agree?
person #2: Fuck no. Life sucks

by isuckwithcreatingrandomnames August 31, 2012

Life

Absolute shit.

Me:what is the definition of life?

Friend:Absolute shit.

by Ashley Candycorn June 13, 2017

Life

A sad thing that is cruel and unfair.If you don't have one goof for you.

What's a life?

by idkwhatalifeis December 19, 2018

life

what you need

kid 1: hey, look at this silly definition for "tingting"!

kid 2: hey, you need a life.

by facebook_stalker May 3, 2009

Life

Is a b*tch, and then you die.

"Life's a b*tch, and then you die. Try to make it easier for yourself. Pimp that b*tch and make her your h0e."

by dboyish408 July 26, 2009