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jude law

a cheating bastard that doesn't deserve sienna miller.
also an adj - to cheat one your fiance and ruin everything
jude law is such an ass.
adj:
- bob's mom: why aren't u n mary gettin married?
- bob: i jude lawed it.
by Liz45437 July 20, 2008
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Judgmental

A word, typically used by people with vaginas, that means literally nothing except that you don't think someone else is perfect in every single way. Most often utilized by immature teenage girls, being "judgmental" more often than not constitutes being a funny person who does not endlessly compliment said girl, and is labeled judgmental because the female or group of females at hand are a bunch of over sensitive pussies.
Immature girl: "Wow, that group of guys is so judgmental"

Reality: Not offering you free alcohol or complimenting you with the hopes of hooking up with you does not mean they are judgmental, but simply that you need to grow up.

Immature girl to clearly joking friend:"Stop making fun of me, you're so judgmental"

Reality: You're a pussy.
by SensitivityIsEvil June 2, 2014
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Jude

Jude is a nice person and has a humongous penis has a girlfriend that will make you hard as fuck has dark brown eyes and if you get a Jude you know you getting that 69 inch schlong you will not be able to walk.
Bro did you see that new kid Jude

Yeah he fucked my girl last night she’s in the hospital now!
by Big pp boi June 19, 2019
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Jude

Jude is a piece of shit and has no soul
by Koolkidz May 17, 2018
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judded

The rectal exam performed by a Doctor on a male.
Bobby was quite amazed when the Doctor judded him
by Anonymous May 30, 2003
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jude

- jude is someone who annoy himself and plays a guitar.

- a mountain of cabbages.

- a distinctly remote similarity of james mason's voice, because of a loop hole.
- "hey, its jude on the stage"

- "i harvested jude."

- "steven, your voice is jude"
by jlsc June 29, 2009
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final judgment

When a lady friend is sucking a man's penis and u end her life by choking her with your penis.You then finish her off by busting in her throught making her last breaths horrible for her, leaving her doomed to walk through the afterlife with semen in her mouth and throat.
"I gave her her Final Judgment"
by mofuka January 18, 2005
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