January 7th 

January 7th the tragic day in Leicester when Teece Roolan ate all the conkers in Leicester and many kids cried as they woke up to find no conkers but Teece sitting on a bench munching on conkers for 12 hours

Oh shit it’s January 7th , let’s have a minute of peace for the lost conckers

January 7th by Munchies261019 October 26, 2019

January 1st 

Eat peppa pig toys day (OFFICIAL)
TIK tok famous pig that we need to put on the hop for 10 minutes

PEPPA get in the oven boiii on january 1st

January 1st by OliiiDeee October 22, 2019

January 29 

National give your man whatever he wants day

You trynna give me some head? It’s January 29 ...

January 29 by Milk mama January 3, 2020

January 5

Nations any girl can slap a boy in the face day! Have fun with this one cause it’s only one day!

It’s January 5 today so let’s eat a pie!

January 5 by Yxtisha December 14, 2020

January 13th

If you are born on this day you have a giant penis no one exceptions.

Person 1: What day were you born on?
Person 2: January 13th
Person 1: Oh damn you must have massive a penis

January 13th by 134689)6 December 27, 2019

January 20

The date where the prettiest people are born. However they will also stay single

Person 1: it’s January 20 today she’ll grow up pretty and kind
Person 1: she is so pretty
Person 2: but I wouldn’t let anyone date her

January 20 by Best at definitions March 8, 2020

January 2 

The day that god put the best people on earth but have really small fucking dicks

God: I put you on this earth on January 2 the best day ever
Ollie: why tf is my dick so small

January 2 by January 2 October 22, 2019