pillsbury fuckboy

Basically, a FLAKEY AF fuckboy

That pillsbury fuckboy ain't called, text, or nothin in the 2 weeks since he done stood me up.

by clew04002 December 26, 2016

fuckboys 101

A super secret GHGWGS Facebook group compromised of girls with a mission to expose all fuckboys to the world. Members screenshot fuckboys from text messages, Tinder, Bumble, and other communication platforms where fuckboys can be found. Members can also be found ranting and/or comforting other members with kind words or puppy pictures after experiencing fuckboy related trauma. Occasionally other topics are discussed among members including friend drama, relationship/personal advice, and other popular topics among girls. Membership is highly exclusive.

Heather: Did you see that post in Fuckboys 101 today?
Samantha: The one about the guy who fucked Hannah, ran out the door after, and blocked her on Tinder, Facebook, and iMessage?

Heather: Yes! He unblocked her and wants another bootycall.

Samantha: What a Fuckboy, lets go send her puppy pictures and let her know how undeserving he is!
All: LONG LIVE FUCKBOYS 101

by iaintaboutthatfuckboylife September 10, 2016

Fuckboy Fresh

A man who proudly displays all the characteristics of a traditional fuckboy unabashedly.

John:"You are looking Fuckboy Fresh today!"

Don:"Yea?! I did smash Ashley and left her on read this morning. HA! HA!"

by TheFinalJustice May 15, 2019

Educated Fuckboy

An educated fuckboy is a guy who claims to not be like "other guys". They are convincing because of the intelligent way they communicate, but in reality they are exactly like those "other guys".

I'm not a fuckboy. I'm on Tinder mainly to find someone I can vibe with. I'm not looking for a serious relationship. I'm looking for something casual.

*This is a typical response of an educated fuckboy*

by Ciara Leone June 13, 2019

Darth Fuckboy

The forbidden chapter in the star wars saga tells of the return of Darth Vader. However, he was planned to wear skin tight pink v-neck tees, snap backs, and shades during the night. This unleashes his midichlorians and makes him the strongest sith lord in all the universe. As magikarp is to gyrados, Darth Vader is to Darth Fuckboy.

rebel soldier- "Commander! Darth Vader's ship is approaching!"
commander- "…"
rebel soldier- "Commander?"
commander- "T-t-thats not Darth Vader, i-i-its… DARTH FUCKBOY!!"

by 2 HA November 10, 2015

fuckboy o’clock

The hour at which a fuckboy hits you up because he’s drunk or lonely and looking for anyone to fill their void to cuddle or have sex. This will happen late at night, usually when you are ready for bed after not talking to this boy all day. Whos to say you are even their first choice?

It must be fuckboy o’clock because Brandon just hit me up asking if i’d come over.

by lambie69 July 13, 2018

dry fuckboy

A fuckboy no one likes

"dude, ethan's such a dry fuckboy. like he flirts with every girl but none of them like him."

by omdefine October 27, 2016