Ghost Fucker

Someone who consistently claims to have one or more sexual encounters but NEVER specifys a name or anyting.

A Ghost Fucker will always avoid giving any information of whom they had a sex with but still claims to have had sexual relations with said unknown person.

Chad: Yeah bro I totally crushed two girls the other day I had them screaming bro!
Fred: Oh really who were they?

Chad: Aw come on bro, no face no case.
Fred: Chad, don't be a ghost fucker.

by JakeTheSake June 5, 2016

Jr fucker

A child under the age of 18 who is a slut whore fucker cunt licker and dick sucker and bitch who needs Jesus in their life

Omg the girl Alana Cecchini is a jr fucker.

by Mnemma11 August 29, 2016

Tickle fucker

A ruthless individual who will stop at nothing to tickle his or her victim into a hysterical state. This person definitely wiggles their fingers in a threatening manner in between tickle assaults.

Stop wiggling your fingers at me, you tickle fucker! Haven't I suffered enough?

by Little Mingo December 27, 2016

wrinkle fucker

(A homestuck weapon) John Egberts hammer made of two irons (wrinkle remover things) and a pogo stick

Wrinkle fucker is amazing

by Ryguy186 May 2, 2017

rum fucker

Somebody who is very cheeky

That cheeky guy down the pub ..... he’s a proper rum fucker

by Jcaldy April 23, 2018

burger fucker

A person that is sexually attracted to burgers.

Anyone that goes to McDonald’s more than two times a week is definitely a burger fucker.

by ThePolishHammer February 3, 2018

knuckle fucker 9000

to fuck a knuckle 9000 times

Did you do the knuckle fucker 9000?

by suckle the knuckle buckle my b February 7, 2018