Taint Face

A Term of Endearment, used for those who are a complete Dickhead, and have an ass-chin. Therefore, Their Face would be the 'Taint'. Hence The Name, Taint Face.

Wow! That Dickhead, with an ass-chin, was a real Taint Face!

by ScrotumBalls February 23, 2009

Finals Face

A face having characteristics of baggy/tired eyes, acne break outs, oily skin, etc. due to staying up late studying for finals. Basically, you look like shit after studying for finals the night before.

dude1: Hey man, are you feeling OK? You look a little tired.
man2: Yeah, I'm OK. I just pulled an all nighter for my final today.
dude1: It looks like it. You got a case of Finals Face my friend.

by funkabee June 7, 2009

brunch face

The starved and jealous look on the faces of people waiting in long lines at busy brunch spots.

Diner one: "OMG, did you see that guy's pancakes? I'm so getting the pancakes. They look so good I could die!"

Diner two: "Dude, that guy over there's totally giving me the brunch face."

by tsukiatari January 21, 2010

Pervert face

A face that was supposed to be sexy, but failed and ended up a pervert face, instead. Usually people who do the face have their eyes wide, a creepy smile, and their tongue sticking out. It is a failed attempt at sultry eyes, seductive smirk, and licking their lips.

Girl doing pervert face.

Boy shudders.

Girl: Do you think I'm sexy?

Boy: No, you perverted, ugly butter face.

by IBRockingYou September 6, 2011

Sacs to the face

1. The act of thrusting ones testicles (sacs) into the general face region of another. This can be executed during a sexual act such as fellatio or without any sexual precursor at all.

2. An insult meant to demean the recipient by creating an image of Sacs repeatedly being slammed against said recipients face.

Farshad - Hey man, I was thinking about going to the park and riding bicycles, would you like to join me?

Omid - You take sacs to the face. No.


Justin - Hey honey, remember the days when you used to take sacs to the face daily?

Mehrdad - vividly.

by Oman the barbarian November 3, 2008

That's just her face

When someone looks perpetually angry or bitchy or insert other negative adjective here, but it's really just their face. When you meet them later, you realize they are a nice person, but the first impression is that they've got a stick up their ass.

Person 1: Have you seen Josie today? She was mugging me in the hallway.
Person 2: Aw, no, don't take it personally. That's just her face.

James: Did you see Henry today? He looks so stoned.
Timothy: Oh, no that's just his face.

Jim: Do you know who Jenny is?
Bob: Yeah, she seems like such a bitch.
Jim: Oh, well I talked to her today and she actually is really nice. That's just her face.

by Sheepy1234567 April 27, 2009

Massive Cunt Face

Used to describe a person whose face looks like a rather large vagina.

"hey give me that peanut butter sandwich you massive cunt face."

"Shutup you massive cunt face."

by Doctor Goonstein September 14, 2011