Finnbell's Law

Finnbell's law (also known as Finnbell's Rule of Ladyboys) is an assertion made by Finnbell in December of 2013 that has become an Internet adage on the ladyboyspattaya forum. It states: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving ladboys or level of gayness approaches. In other words, Finnbell said, “I am involved in an anthropological study on transgenders in Thailand specifically related to the sex industry and how they are perceived in general society so I do consider my opinion to sometimes be more valid than some”. Many have refuted this and would consider him a self appointed expert. Finnbell inevitably makes a comparison to ladyboys and their level of sexuality or the level of gayness as it relates to the forum members. Stating that, “I have had many different forms of interactions between ladyboys and society that most have never seen.” “My posts in relation to certain topics would be similar to a topic about how bars work and if an owner of a bar posted. Are they called know it alls?”
Although in one of its early forms Finnbell's law referred specifically to the ladyboyspattaya forum discussions and has been invoked for the inappropriate use of ladyboy related analogies in articles or speeches. Finnbell is also considered by some to be the Dr. Phil of the ladyboy world and suffers greatly from the Dunning-Kruger Effect. In December of 2013, "Finnbell's Law" became an entry in the first edition of the Urban Dictionary.

According to Finnbell's Law; Femboys is a western term of course with western concepts but has been applied to the gay and transgender culture of Thailand. In non-p4p culture there is a much more defined community with most ladyboys being Kathoeys and in most cases having the money to stay on hormones and having much more subtle surgeries to make them look more feminine. The femboys seem to transition back and forth from the male side never making the full identity change to female. In p4p, things do change a bit due to the nature of the industry. Lines get blurred a bit as you get femboys, gay transvestites, ladyboys, kathoeys and the pure gay guys dressing up as LBs to get more work. Femboys are femboys and not kathoeys for one specific reason, sexual identity at that time because in p4p you get a lot of kathoeys who are transitioning and can be in a non-hormone taking phase because she cant afford it. Maybe a year passes and now we see her with hormone tits then a year later she has breast implants then a year later she has the chop. A very common tale in p4p pretty amazing that we get to witness these transformations sometimes. Simply put no, femboys identify as male, kathoeys as female but they both can look alike which is why I don't go for too many without at least hormone tits because you're right they aren't going to tell you they are not actual kathoeys.

by Swedeman007 December 22, 2013

Finno-Korean Hyperwar

The Finno-Korean Hyperwar began in 8245 BC, and is theorized to have ended in the 6500s BC. It was the greatest conflict in human history and was fought between the two major superpowers of the time: the ancient Finnish empire or the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate, and the Korean Hwan Empire. The widely-accepted casualty count was 20 billion, not including the primitive Neanderthal tribes. Not only was most of the Earths population wiped out, but the Koreans created the Giza Mass Autism Array which erased all of humanitys knowledge of technology and caused an abrupt end to the Hyper Era. Both empires starfleets were destroyed, and all governments ceased to function. The Finno-Korean Hyperwar is often called "fake news" by so-called "historians" who refuse to believe the truth.

The Finno-Korean Hyperwar and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Why doesnt my history class ever mention the Finno-Korean Hyperwar? It was a true tragedy and needs to be discussed more!

RIP to my homies who died in the Finno-Korean Hyperwar, they were real ones.

by Pissmarck October 6, 2023

The Finnish Line

The border between Sweden and Finland

Guy 1:Hey dude, just crossing the Finnish Line
Guy 2: woah, enjoy your time in Finland.

by BattleBot130427595 July 25, 2018

The Finnish slide

When you're exiting a hot tub or sauna you proceed to slide your genitals across the face of a unexpecting person , partner .

After sliding his genitals across my face , while getting out of the got tub he proclaimed he gave me the Finnish slide .

by Ack dog November 3, 2022

Spidget finner

Only the most sophisticated of all fidget spinners.

Jordy: OMFG I JUST GOT THE ULTIMATE SPIDGET FINNER. OMFGOOOOOOD.

by Demtane June 11, 2017

Finna bust a nut

When one person or multiple ejaculate on an object or another person

Ahh shit, i'm finna bust a nut on your bitch

by ltes February 19, 2018

Finnell

AN IRISH SLANG WORD FOR LORD

Pronounced (Fin-Nell)

A Well rounded and Well figured build, To be Broad in honesty and open to compromise. Over Expressive through oral sex , overly assertive twords passion and romance. Sincere and loving,To be in shape, Defined by God, Generous with close friends and lovers. Vengeful when crossed and not easy to deceive. Easily Trusting but when broken is gone. Stubborn and strong. Wicked, Manipulation, Wickedness, Intelligent and overly witty. Well Endowed and overly Confident.Greatness, testosterone junkie ,Irish Drinker ,German Fighter, Excellent Lover, Creative, Expressive, Eager, Caring , sensitive, sweet, Tender, and Gentle.

One day im going to find my finnell.
Mom said im gonn grow up to be big and strong like a finnell

by undertanding imigrant May 15, 2008