Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door

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Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door
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by ♥🗺☠ May 20, 2021

doorbells

on a girls body wat a boy pushes

(nipples)

Last night my boy friend pushed my doorbells.

by Lillian Gordy September 5, 2005

doormat

An object you place in front of your door. ffs
Not a person you treat as if they were a doormat. You know, walkin' all over 'em and makin em feelike shitlike WHAT?
You gonna do that?

A doormat is simply an object placed before an entryway into someone's home. It is NEVER a human being that is treated like some planar object you can just walk all over, wipe your shoes off on, and then enter into the person's home I can't even get into. I can't get in there, because - hint hint - I'm a fucking doormat. So sure, I'll stay out here, glad I could be of help.

He used a doormat to wipe his shoes off before going into the apartment.

by midinerd March 19, 2019

your barn door is open

Phrase implying that someone's pants zipper is unzipped.

"Dude, your barn door is open and I can see your pink underwear!"

by Janis July 9, 2004

door

triple G - Girly Gayass Guy
Guy who acts like a girl, talks like a bitch, looks like a pussy

Man the fuck up and stop acting like a fucking door

by tripleG May 9, 2011

girl next door

The girl that is nice and you would like your parents to meet. Makes a great friend and above a good girlfriend

I wish I could be the perfect girl next door

by DizzyLizzy February 1, 2007

Door Knocker

While performing vaginal sex in the missionary position, a door knocker is the act of the man's ball sack gently tapping against the woman's butthole during each thrust. A play on the phrase, "he's knocking on the back door." In which a man suggests or non-verbally asks a woman if he can perform anal sex by tapping her butthole with his penis.

I was with Ron last night. He could not leave that door knocker alone!

by rhastings88 April 3, 2009