Fat cruiser

n. - New Balance shoes often worn by burnt out frat boys

"Sick fat cruisers bro"

by Redbro69 May 27, 2016

crusty cruiser

1) a respectable, hard working prostitute who has criss crossed the globe up and down in her professional pursuits
2) An unkempt adventurer
3) That guy who stares you down when you refuse to hitchhike with him
4) A wonderfully misheard record player name

(1) - "Hey Charlie, see that chick doing a vertical split in the air?"

- "That's one CRUSTY CRUISER, I'm too impressed to be turned on though."
(2) Been cruisin' so much I haven't showered in weeks, I'm crustier than a cheese pizza! None of the goats seem to mid though.

(3) No Balthazar! Im not going to Valencia with you, your white van smells of chloroform and old socks. Now stop touching my camel!
(4) I aint speldin 100$ on a crusty ass cruiser 99.99? + Shipping handling an tax my ass? Get the fuck outta here man!!!

by therealcrusty May 14, 2016

Congo cruiser

A large vehicle typically without doors that transports people from one area to another

If someone can go and get the Congo cruiser we all can get there st the same time.

by Clickity knack May 19, 2017

Bouj Cruise

When your boujee habits start leaking into your everyday routines.

Boujee Girl: I don’t want to take a shower at that gym, it’s not nearly as nice as Sky’s.
Man: You going on a Bouj Cruise right now?

by TX2420OK May 28, 2018

Gehto cruiser

An inexpensive automobile for use in a city or gehto.

I’ll take the gehto cruiser to the bad part of town.

by Grizzlytitan July 16, 2018

Jamaican cruise

When a black girls pussy hair is so long you can make it into corn rows.

Parker: hey how’d it go with that chick last night?
Ethan: it was fine after I gave her a Jamaican cruise, it was thicker than she was!
Parker: ok then

by Ethan R. Clipss October 31, 2018

Mitch cruze

An enigma , heard but never seen. People say he's the man. But it's never been proved.

Oh that Mitch Cruze at it again

by Sk07ch November 3, 2018